Name: Ralph Wiggum
Age: 8
Identity: Lisa's babyish classmate.
Hidden talent: acting.
Downfall: Doesn't brush his teeth, laughs at stupid valentine's cards.
Favorite foods: Worms and paste.
Crush: Lisa Simpson
Dislikes: The rubber sheets on his bed.
Happiest day: When the doctor told him he didn't have worms anymore.
Quote: "My cat's breath smells like cat food".

Name: Milhouse Van Houten
Identity: Bart's geeky best friend.
Age: 10.
First girlfriend: Samantha Stankey.
Hopes to marry: Lisa Simpson.
Parents: Kirk and LouAnne Van Houghten, recently divorced.
Quote: "I'm Freaking Out!!!" (When rain turns non-colorfast school uniform into a rainbow of psychedelic colors)