Name: Homer Jay Simpson
Age: 36.
Weight: Somewhere between 239 and 260 lbs.
Highest weight: 315 lbs.
Occupation: Safety Inspector, Sector 7-G, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Favorite Foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Lite, Krusty Burgers, and any pork product.
Favorite beverage: Duff Beer.
Favorite movie: "Look Who's Oinking".
Favorite cassette to listen to while on a road trip: "Rappin' Ronnie Reagan".
Favorite Restaurant: Greasy Joe's Bottomless BBQ Pit.
Awards: Received First Annual Montgomery Burns Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence and won burping contest at the Power Plant. High school reunion awards: Most weight gained, most improved odor, most hair lost, oldest car, lowest-paying job, least distance traveled to get to the reunion.
Catch phrases: "Mmmmmmm..." when tempted, "DOH!!" when upset, and "Woohoo!" when happy

Name: Marge Simpson
Age: 34.
Former jobs: French tutor in high school, carhop waitress, Springfield police officer, strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, and proprietor of pretzel franchise.
Specialties: Marshmallow squares, mounds of jello.
Criminal record: Convicted of shoplifting at the Kwik-E-Mart
Hair Dye: Blue #56.
Favorite Singer: Tom Jones.
Childhood Crush: Bobby Sherman.
Admirers: Moe, Mr. Burns.
Fantasizes about: Lee Majors, Jack Nicholas, and Fabio-type romance novel heroes.
Fears: Flying.
Has painted portraits of: Ringo Starr, Mr. Burns, and Homer.