Name: Charles Montgomery Burns
Identity: Owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Most powerful man in Springfield.
Alias: Mr. Snrub.
Age: 104.
Crush: Marge Simpson.
Admirer: Waylon Smithers.
Shame: Is physically weaker then an infant

Name: Chief Clancy Wiggum
Identity: One of "Springfield's finest".
Talents: Abusing power, taking bribes.
Weaknesses: Solving crimes, keeping the peace.
Favorite non-monetary bribe: Beer.
Family: Wife, Sarah and son, Ralph.
Hidden talent: Acting, sang in play "Oh Streetcar!".
Personally handles: All calls involving donut shops, ice cream parlors, chili stands, and places where beer or frozen popsicles are available.