Name: Maggie Simpson
Age: 1
Arch Rival: Baby Gerald (The baby with one eyebrow).
First Word: "Daddy".
Downfall: Occasionally drinks from the dog's water bowl, low dexterity, falls over easily.

Name: Abe (Grampa) Simpson
Children: Homer and long lost son, Herb (a result of a one night stand at the carnival).
Residence: Springfield Retirement Castle.
Attire: Bolo tie and bedroom slippers.
Prescriptions: Two red pills for back spasms and a yellow one for arrhythmia.
An expert on: Complaining, finding fault with everything, telling stories that go nowhere.
Favorite Shop: Herman's Military Antiques.
Favorite past-time: Napping.
Past Girlfriends: The late Bea Simmons, Ms. Bouvier (Marge's widowed mother), and the oldest woman in the world, who was in the Guinness Book of World Records for wearing a 15 pound beard of bees.
Baby-sits: Only when Marge can't find anyone else.